Maternal Damnation

I'm sitting upstairs in my bedroom watching Conan. All of a sudden, my attention is drawn away from the television to the sexiest noi...

Hello you. I don't know you. I think that's fair because no one knows you. You might be tall and thin like your eventual fath...

I have no proof for this, but I think dating and marriage might have been easier before the Internet. It certainly was easier before the ...