Friday, June 14, 2013

I've Injured Better Men For Less

I can put up with pretty much anything. I have days where I am the most patient person on the planet. Others less so, but I still have a longer fuse than most in mort situations.

I think.

Regardless, there's one thing I cannot stand for ever. There is almost never a time when it's okay. I'll reach the poor of near violence if you do it, and you might not live to see the resolution. 

Don't take my phone

I assure you that I have killed better men for less. 

Not really. But I like to pretend that I have. I'm pretty small and not likely able to be all that dangerous. 

But, like, a little. 

I don't like to feel like people can't get to me. I don't like to feel like I'm isolated. I need to have access to information all the time. I've been that way for my whole life. I don't like to watch DVDs when I can watch TV because if there's breaking news, it will be on the television. 

My husband thinks it's cute to take my phone and see me flip a shit.

It's not cute. It's never cute. 

He hates that I'm so attached to my phone. I don't necessarily like it, but if rather have it then have the ensuing panic attack that comes from not having it. 

Sue me. I'm a spazz. 

A spazz who HATES feeling disconnected. 

As always, it's hip to be square (and spazzy!), kids. 

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